Once upon a time..a small boy named Hameed living in a tiny primitive Moroccan village was beery moron and all his classmates hate him for his stupidity especially his teacher Aisha who was always yelling on him "you are driving me crazy Hameed" ..one day his mother went to check out how is he doing and the teacher Aisha told her honestly that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and even she never seen such a dumb boy in her whole career...the mother could not accept such a feedback and not only she took her son out from that school but she even shifted to another city.

25 years later, that teacher got an incurable cardio disease and all the doctors have strongly advised her to go for an open heart operation which only one surgeon could perform...effectively, left with no other choices she did the surgery and was successful ...when she opened her eyes ,she has seen a handsome doctor smiling to her, being under anesthesia effect, she would loved to thank him but could not talk ,at his turn, he was staring at her face which started turning to bleu, she was raising her hand trying to tell him something but in vain and eventually died...the doctor was shocked and hardly trying to understand what just happened till he turned back and saw our friend Hameed working as a cleaner in that clinic who unplugged the oxygen device to connect his Vacuum.

Don't tell me you were thinking that Hameed became a doctor. This is called a Twist in the Tale!

Girls are the Most Wonderful Creatures In the World....!!! Though You Find Them Difficult Enough because....

If You Kiss Her... You Are not a Gentleman..!!!
& If You Don't... You Are Not A Man!

If You Praise Her... She Thinks You Are Lying!!!
& If You Don't.. You Are Good For Nothing!

If You Agree To All Her Likes... You Are A Wimp !!!
& If You Don't.. You Are Not Understanding!

If You Visit Her Often... She Thinks You Are Boring !!!
& If You Don't.. She Accuses You Of Double-Crossing!

If You Are Well Dressed... She Says You Are A Playboy !!!
& If You Don't... You Are A Dull Boy!

If You Are Jealous... She Says Itz Bad!!!
& If You Don't... She Thinks You Don't Luv Her!

If You Attempt Doing Romance... She Says You Didn't Respect Her!!!
& If You Don't... She Thinks You Don't Like Her!

If You Are A Minute Late... She Complains It's Hard To Wait !!!
& If She Is Late... She Says that's A Girl's Way!

If You Visit Another Man... You're Not Putting In "Quality time" !!!
& If She Is Visited By Another Woman... "Oh It's Natural, We are Girls"!

If You Kiss Her Once In a While... She Professes You Are Cold!!!
& If You Kiss Her often... She Yells that You Are Taking Advantage!

If You Fail To Help Her In Crossing the Street... You Lack Ethics!!!
& If You Do... She Thinks It's Just One Of Men Tactics For Seduction!

If You Stare At Another Woman... She Accuses You Of Flirting!!!
& If She Is Stared By Other Men... She Says that they Are Just Admiring!

If You Talk... She Wants You To Listen!!!
& If You Listen... She Wants You To Talk!

In Short:
So Simple... Yet So Complex !!!
So Weak... Yet So Powerful !!!
So Confusing... Yet So Desirable !!!
So Damning... Yet So Wonderful!!!

An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and haircut, but he tells the barber he probably can't get all of his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years. But he wanted to know what would have happened If he had swallowed that little ball.

The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does."

On a long haul UK flight, a mother took her young son to the toilet and told him she would come back for him, in five minutes.

However, he was finished in two minutes so he left the toilet and wandered off down the aisle, in the opposite direction from where his mother was.

Meanwhile, a businessman entered the toilet and locked the door.

After the five minutes were up, the mother knocked on the door and called out, "Do you need any help with the zipper?"

From behind the door, a startled male voice said, "Good God!!! That's what I call service..." 

Many years ago, remember Will and Guy, you couldn't count on a public toilet facility when travelling either at home or abroad. This true, short and funny story is about an English woman who was planning a trip of a lifetime to India. She had booked in to stay in a small guest house owned by the local schoolmaster. She was concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC.

In Britain, a bathroom is occasionally called a WC which stands for "Water Closet".

This, rather genteel lady wrote to the schoolmaster inquiring about the WC. The school master who was not very fluent in English, asked the local priest if he knew the meaning of WC.

Together they pondered possible meanings of the letters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a "Wayside Chapel" near the house . . . a bathroom never entered their minds.

The Hilarious Reply

Will and Guy are able to share with you the schoolmaster's reply - it could cause paroxysms of mirth.

Dear Madam,

I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is located 9 miles from the house.  It is located in the middle of a grove of pine trees, surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 229 people and is open on Sundays and Thursdays. As there are many people expected in the summer months, I suggest you arrive early. There is, however, plenty of standing room. This is an unfortunate situation especially if you are in the habit of going regularly.

It may be of some interest to you that my daughter was married in the WC as it was there that she met her husband. It was a wonderful event. There were 10 people in every seat. It was wonderful to see the expressions on their faces. We can take photos in different angle.

My wife, sadly, has been ill and unable to go recently. It has been almost! a year since she went last, which pains her greatly. You will be pleased to know that many people bring their lunch and make a day of it. Others prefer to wait till the last minute and arrive just in time.

I would recommend your ladyship plan to go on a Thursday as there is an organ accompaniment. The acoustics are excellent and even the most delicate sounds can be heard everywhere.  The newest addition is a bell which rings every time a person enters. We are holding a bazaar to provide plush seats for all since many feel it is long needed. I look forward to escorting you there myself and seating you in a place where you can be seen by all.

With deepest regards,
The Schoolmaster.

Will and Guy believe the lady fainted on receipt of the letter and cancelled her holiday to India immediately.

Can You Spell "GOD"?

Three people from different parts of the country passed away at the same time. All were met at the gates by St. Peter. 

The first was an architect from California. Peter said, "You've built beautiful buildings and served men on earth, but before you come in you have to pass one small test, spell 'God'".

"G-O-D," replied the architect and St. Peter waved him through.

The second person to approach was a rancher from Texas. Peter looked at him and said, "You've served man upon the earth by providing food through the cattle you've raised but before you come in there's just one small test, spell 'GOD'".

"G-O-D", said the rancher and Peter waved him through.

The third person was an attractive businesswoman from New York. Peter said, "You've served the world of commerce, but before you come in you'll have to pass one small test."

At this the woman interrupted, "Oh come on now Saint," said the woman, "I've had to fight for every promotion I've ever gotten.  I've had to take lower pay for the same job as a male colleague, and I've been continually harassed by bosses and peers for one reason, my gender. And now here I am and you're giving me a hard time too; what kind of test? Let's get it over with."

Peter thought for a moment and said, "Spell Czechoslovakia"